Dear Professor X (not to be confused with Xavier),

Please answer my e-mails. It’s been three weeks now. I deserve a better grade than you gave me. I’ve explained myself in a calm manner and my reasoning is supported by some substantial evidence along the lines of “hey, you gave me an A on every single assignment, sans ONE B”. If I am mistaken, please E-MAIL ME BACK AND EXPLAIN WHY.

Thank you and I hope your intercession has been restful.

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